I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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