Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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