I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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