once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize