yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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