Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Randomize
