im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
he was CRYING into my vagina
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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