at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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