Say something about gay babies.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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