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the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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