I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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