I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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