her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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