I don't think brook has ever known best
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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