Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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