Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
she told me i tasted like america
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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