So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
