There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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