My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
zippers are such a cool invention
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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