thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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