did you get engaged???
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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