Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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