My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
