this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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