They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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