doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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