Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I just want nice things and good sex
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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