It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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