Whod you bang
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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