hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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