Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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