What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Of course I have a pirate flag
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She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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