covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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