I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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