Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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