Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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