I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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