they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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