come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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