I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I'm eating all of the evidence.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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