so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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