Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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