problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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