I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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