A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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