Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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