we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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