I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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