So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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