I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
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I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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