I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
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It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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