i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
You don't make any sense
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