I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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