Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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