Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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