One girl and one boy is just not enough.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Randomize