I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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