you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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