Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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